Summer's almost here. It's almost time to get your tank top and two-wheel action on, and let's face it; mopeds and scooters are for Chicago hipsters and foreign homosexuals*. Get your asphalt heat up, and ride the beach fronts and city streets like a true "G" this year. Pictured below are all of the essential items that you'll need to get your Lowrider Bike crackin' and convincing!
*NOTE: This website in no way encourages discrimination on the basis of race, national origin, color, creed, religion, sex, age, disability, veteran status, sexual orientation, gender identity, or figuratively homosensual faggotry as expressed by hipster lames.