So this is what it would've been like if the Emperor hadn't spent all that time cloning Boba Fett. I mean, what kind of army is a million males with no female companionship, anyway? Feng Zhu, an original illustrator for Star Wars Episode III, drafted these designs as sexy propaganda posters featuring futuristic pin-up honeys. These girls aren't even animated, but in all their tawdry toon glory, have given nerds and dorks everywhere a reason to feel proud.
Now go get the Jergens, dweeb!