STARWHORES.

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


So this is what it would've been like if the Emperor hadn't spent all that time cloning Boba Fett. I mean, what kind of army is a million males with no female companionship, anyway? Feng Zhu, an original illustrator for Star Wars Episode III, drafted these designs as sexy propaganda posters featuring futuristic pin-up honeys. These girls aren't even animated, but in all their tawdry toon glory, have given nerds and dorks everywhere a reason to feel proud.

Now go get the Jergens, dweeb!